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| New hair! |
| 07.02.05 (4:35 am) [edit] |
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New hair! It's a very dark purple now. I'll put some pics up sometime in the next few days when I find my camera. It effing rocks.
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| The Golden Rules of Instant Messaging... |
| 06.30.05 (2:38 am) [edit] |
I. In your AIM profile, there's no need to throw in loads of advertising space about your girlfriend/boyfriend/hors e. Granted, I may be a jaded, single fool, but when your profile looks like this:
Baby, I love you. I love you. Oh baby I love you and miss you. See you soon. I love you. Baby, baby.
[Insert rows of nonsensical IM kissy-faces]
It's just annoying and disturbing. A subtle message is fine, but if you use either MUAH or those god-awful AIM faces (more on those in a sec), then AOL should spike you and you should be forced to communicate your rampant I LOVE YOU's through smoke signals you utterly whipped prick. (And that goes for you dickwads with the "Taken" Buddy Icons. Go fuck yourself!)
II. Please stop with LOL. Only about .4% of people actually "Laugh out Loud" and they are retarded. And don't give me this ROTFLMAO (Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off). I'd actually like to see you try this just so you can snap your neck as you fall out of your chair. Good. Nothing to LOL about now, is there?
III. Don't IM just to say "HI." Talking on AIM is the fast food equivalent of actual conversations. Keep the messages short and sweet. I assure you, you are not that interesting of a person. And if you were, why am I talking to you behind a keyboard and miles of bandwidth?
IV. You don't have to IM someone every time they are online. Nobody is that interesting. The average person spends more time wiping their ass than talking to their parents. No one can be conversational every time you IM them.
V. Stop with these oblique away messages like "Not here", "Away", "Gone", or using an AIM face. If you had to shit, fine. Tell us, we're concerned for your well being. And for the love of god don't use the default away message: "I am away from my computer right now." Don't you get disappointed when you see that?
VI. If you are talking on a cell phone with someone and IMing that person simultaneously, you deserve the impending radiation cancer.
VII. Don't ever send more than 5 messages in a row to someone. All that beeping could give someone a brain hemorrhage. It sounds like a damn Star Wars movie on my computer!
VIII. Stop using AIM faces. This is the lowest point of human interaction. It is more evolved to go to your friend's house and throw your own shit at their face.
IX. If someone sends you a link or a song to download, you are not obligated to ever visit that link or download that song. Making a suggestion is fine, but don't pester them about it for days to come. You are interrupting their porn time.
X. Blocking someone is about the cruelest thing you can do to them. Worse than murder. So if someone pisses you off, don't block them. Ignore them. Fill them with doubt as to whether you are still at your computer. Blocking is basically the Agent Orange of AIM abuse. Savagely cruel, use only when necessary.
XI. One "Bye" is all that is needed to end a convo. Too many convos drag on and on like the first hour of Pearl Harbor. They look a little like this:
Homo69: Ok man, later.
Buttfuk27: Yea, take it east.
Buttfuk27: easy*
Homo69: Yeah I will
Homo69: Later
Buttfuk27: Later, dude
Homo69: Goodnite
Buttfuk27: Oh hey
Homo69: Yeah?
Buttfuk27: Did you finish your paper?
Homo69: Yeah
Buttfuk27: Oh okay, cool
Homo69: ok, seeya later
Buttfuk27: Yep, bye
Homo69: Bye
Buttfuk27: Night
Previous message was not received by Homo69 because of error: User Homo69 really left this time.
XII. Don't try to describe your looks in your screen name. If your screen name is SexyGurl25, and you look like the love child of ALF and Carrot Top, that's false advertising. Besides, it really isn't nice to trick MegaStud21, who is actually a 40-year-old unemployed bald man that installed a webcam in your shower while you were at class.
XIII. Girls, it is not necessary to make your profiles look like the lost works of Emily Dickinson. A couple of clever lines is fine, but honestly, no one's turning to your profile as their daily source of sonnets.
XIV. Don't just type "yea" to your friend when you have nothing to say. I understand the flashing IM is intimidating, and a lot of people need to have the last word, but the "yea" is basically IM code for: "I have lost a lot of interest in this convo, and was kind of hoping we could just drift apart peacefully."
XV. No more than two numbers in your screen name. Three is okay, but only if it's to signal your birthday. It's already hard to remember what you decided to call yourself online, we really don't need the first 100 digits of pi. If your SN is: Queef67483857, just shorten it to Queef67. Or just Queef. I can't imagine too many people picking that one, it's too honest.
XVI. Don't type "BRB" then drive to Mexico. BRB has a 10 minute window. After that, it's away message time. AOL should install a feature that will automatically send gay porn to all your friends under your name once your comp is idle for 11 minutes after a BRB.
XVII. You can tell the mood a person is in by how much they type. Example:
PeeWee12: Hey, man.
Meat10: Yo, what's up, dude?
= Happy
PeeWee12: Hey, man
Meat10: Hey
= Melancholy
PeeWee12: Hey, man
Meat10: Go fuck yourself.
= Not happy.
XVIII. Don't put quizzes in your profile. What is the goal, exactly? To figure out who is your most prolific stalker?
XIX. If the Internet kicks you off, and then you sign back on, it is your duty to re-start the convo. I don't know why this is, but if the other person IM's you with "kicked off?" they are obsessed with you.
XX. If someone sends you one of those IM's that say you must IM 10 other people, in order to save a child dying of leukemia in Indonesia, drive to his house and beat him to death with his own keyboard. Then, take a deep breath, and go check your email.
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| Just posting a recent pic of me... |
| 06.23.05 (2:51 am) [edit] |
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| Addiction? Maybe. |
| 06.20.05 (3:49 am) [edit] |
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Mrr... gonna go out and pick up a few bottles of soda. Hah, it's not even 9:00 a.m. yet! I think there may be something wrong here. Is it normal to not be able to function without caffeine? :D
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| New Forum! |
| 06.17.05 (6:22 pm) [edit] |
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I'm creating a forum for my site now. It's in its very early stages, but it will grow in the near future. I'd like to have four moderators to help me out, so let me know if you're interested. I'm putting the link up on the navigation menu so you guys can check it out. No members as of yet, but I'm hoping that will change very soon...
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| Bartending kicks my ass... |
| 06.17.05 (4:29 pm) [edit] |
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I just started a bartending job last week. It's only two days a week, but it's pretty good money. It's really taking a number on my fingers though. My skin was sliced open from opening all those bottles (for some dumb reason I can't work a bottle opener). Now I'm getting a couple big nasty callouses on my right hand. As if my huge guitar callouses weren't bad enough! *grumbles*
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| My Chatterbox |
| 06.17.05 (1:02 pm) [edit] |
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Okay, so I've integrated a chatterbox into my journal. Because the code I put on here is the same as the one I've put on my site, some things may seem out of place, considering that some people may be commenting about the website itself. Mrah! I'm confusing myself already! I think it's time to log off and try to eat some dinner for now. I'll be back on in a few hours.
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| Whoooo! *fist pump* |
| 06.17.05 (12:41 pm) [edit] |
I'm ecstatic! The layout was easier to integrate into my journal than I thought it would be. All bow down before me! I am your goddess!
*trips and falls*
Uh... yeah. Nevermind.
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| New beginnings. |
| 06.17.05 (12:33 pm) [edit] |
Testing layout...
So I'm creating a new journal here. I looked back on the entries my old tblog one held and I'm almost overwhelmed by the realization that I've matured so much in the past year and a half. With that said, I'm leaving that journal behind and beginning this one anew.
This will be my public journal, that of which will be linked to my websites for all to see and comment on. Don't know how often I'll update, but I'll do it quite a bit here and there.
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